BRENNAN; Kris Kringle. From the North Pole. Lives above a toy store. This is further evidence that our victim is indeed the mythic figure known as Santa Claus.
BOOTH; “Mythic.” Coming from the Latin “myth,” meaning “doesn’t actually exist”.
BRENNAN; No. From the Greek “mythos,” meaning “word”.
BOOTH; He does not-
BRENNAN; This right here, that’s pretty-
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BOOTH; Ha! Couldn’t have been Santa!
BRENNAN; Why?
BOOTH; Because Santa wouldn’t have worked at a temp agency!
BRENNAN; Well, why not? His work is seasonal-
BOOTH; Because he would-Bones, 3x09 The Santa in the Slush
PARKER; Are you gonna be all alone at Christmas?
BOOTH; Me? Nah, I’m not gonna be alone. I’ll be with Bones and all of our friends.
BRENNAN; I’m going to Peru.
BOOTH; See, we’re all goin’ to Peru.
PARKER; You’re having Christmas in Africa?
BRENNAN; No, actually Peru is-
BOOTH; Is Africa. Isn’t that right, Bones?Bones 3.09 - “The Santa in the Slush”
(via heartwarming)
Booth: Come on. Think, Bones. Paint the picture. It’s gotta be one of these guys. I mean half of these guys owe Kringle the money.
Brennan: One of them’s a pick pocket.
Booth: Ah, gets money from the Egyptian.
Santa Larry: Look, eh, can we go?
Booth: Cool your jets, Santa. Go have a cookie and some eggnog. [back to Brennan] Kringle gets suspicious, he catches the pick pocketer dumping the wallet in the dumpster. Confronts him.
Brennan: We have to sniff their behinds.
Booth: We have to sniff – you lost me there.
Brennan: [yelling at the Santas] Alright, everybody up against the wall!Bones 3.09 - “The Santa in the Slush”
(via sunshinesong : giveme-a-reason)