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Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I’m stupid.
Sheldon: Well, that’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.(BBT, S03E10)
BOOTH; To family, friends, lovers, family and food.
BRENNAN; You said “family” twice, it’s repetitious.
BOOTH; But it’s a good toast. Cheers.Bones 5.10 - “The Goop on the Girl”
(via heartwarming)
Sheik Rajiv Amad: I’m sorry. I don’t trust you. I brought my own translator.
Translator: Hello Mr. Lichtenstein, Anything you say, you say through me.
Chuck: That is the worst German accent I have ever heard. You-you’ve butchered my language, the deal is off!Chuck 2.10 - “Chuck Versus the Delorean”
(via giveme-a-reason)
Devon: After I got off the overnight, I decided I needed to clear my head. So, I went for a run… In Griffith Park. No cell phones there. Uh-uh. So, I’m running, And I just… I heard something. In a tree. It was a… It’s a cat. A hurt cat. I had to see if it needed medical attention. Then, I realized… It’s a bear.
Ellie: What’s a bear? The cat’s a bear?
Devon: Yeah, yeah, the cat’s a bear. It’s a… It’s a bear, and it… Jumps out at me, and it attacks, and it’s like… It’s angry at me for some reason, this bear. (roars)
Ellie: Oh, my god! You were attacked by a bear?
Devon: Yeah, and I… I… Cut off its head. Yeah, babe, I… I decapitated the bear. In self-defense, in order to survive. I’m just glad you weren’t there to see it. It was really grisly.
Ellie: Do you honestly expect me to believe this?
Chuck 3.04 - “Chuck vs Operation Awesome”(via fuckyeahtvpicspam: calikalie : rainydaywomen)